Where do these morons come up with these ideas and then think, "I'm brilliant!"?
- A test of electric-powered scooters is set to hit the city’s West Side next month, opening the doors for eager tech companies like Lyft, Uber and Lime seeking to expand their footprint, officials announced Wednesday.
The Electric Shared Scooter Pilot Program is scheduled to last four months, beginning June 15 and ending Oct. 15. It will include at least 2,500 or as many as 3,500 scooters in the pilot area, divided evenly among vendors who apply for and received permission from officials.
The announcement comes after months of behind-the-scenes negotiations between the city and e-Scooter companies, which have been popping up, and sometimes quickly leaving, other cities across the nation.
So many ideas popping into our heads here:
- fastest scooter company to go bankrupt
- first scooter purse snatching/robbery/theft from person
- first scooter drive by
- first scooter tossed in the Chicago River
- total number of scooters tossed in the River
- total number of scooters MIA or scrapped
We'll set the over/under at 51% for missing scooters right off the bat.
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